Just to Join in the Fun....
Jul. 20th, 2001 08:17 pmKyna & Mike, this is your relationship:
The whole world is a playground, as far as you two are concerned. There is nothing that can stop you two, not even an audience. Your mission in life is to serve as a model to all those sucky, annoying couples who give relationships a bad name. With your example, perhaps they will see how bleak their tawdry little couplings are, and aspire to something more.
Kyna & Joe, this is your relationship:
It can be difficult for Love-O-Meter to dash the hopes of starry-eyed couples, but in this case, it's a pleasure. Honey, you'd better pull the plug on this one or prepare to be on the talk show circuit talking about the horror that was your love life. There are simply too many good catches out there to settle for a stinker like this. Review your options. You do have some. If you two are able to stay together, it will most likely be because you're locked in combat.
Kyna & Mark, this is your relationship:
Some relationships are pure bliss. Others are total hell. You two fall squarely in between. This is a definite maybe. When you're at the video store together, you might want to avoid the romances. If you obsess too much about what love is supposed to be like in the movies, you will never be satisfied with this relationship. Now go take on the day.
Kyna & Rich, this is your relationship: [Thrown in for the humor value]
Love-O-Meter has a question for you. Doesn't it get old hearing symphonies
play whenever your eyes meet? Well, if it does, that's about the only problem with this relationship. What makes you two click? Hard to say, even with all this sophisticated circuitry. Sometimes love is so strong, it defies explanation, and you just have to understand that it's right. End of story. Have you considered a long future together? It's yours for the taking if you want it.
I have now concluded that the Love-O-Meter and I do not get along, for it is SOOOOOO wrong. I guess I just kinda foul love readings up. Gotta have a talent I guess.
The whole world is a playground, as far as you two are concerned. There is nothing that can stop you two, not even an audience. Your mission in life is to serve as a model to all those sucky, annoying couples who give relationships a bad name. With your example, perhaps they will see how bleak their tawdry little couplings are, and aspire to something more.
Kyna & Joe, this is your relationship:
It can be difficult for Love-O-Meter to dash the hopes of starry-eyed couples, but in this case, it's a pleasure. Honey, you'd better pull the plug on this one or prepare to be on the talk show circuit talking about the horror that was your love life. There are simply too many good catches out there to settle for a stinker like this. Review your options. You do have some. If you two are able to stay together, it will most likely be because you're locked in combat.
Kyna & Mark, this is your relationship:
Some relationships are pure bliss. Others are total hell. You two fall squarely in between. This is a definite maybe. When you're at the video store together, you might want to avoid the romances. If you obsess too much about what love is supposed to be like in the movies, you will never be satisfied with this relationship. Now go take on the day.
Kyna & Rich, this is your relationship: [Thrown in for the humor value]
Love-O-Meter has a question for you. Doesn't it get old hearing symphonies
play whenever your eyes meet? Well, if it does, that's about the only problem with this relationship. What makes you two click? Hard to say, even with all this sophisticated circuitry. Sometimes love is so strong, it defies explanation, and you just have to understand that it's right. End of story. Have you considered a long future together? It's yours for the taking if you want it.
I have now concluded that the Love-O-Meter and I do not get along, for it is SOOOOOO wrong. I guess I just kinda foul love readings up. Gotta have a talent I guess.